Purrsday Poetry: Cat Competition

Good To Know

Products You May Like

My mom!  No, MY mom! The saga continues.

I’m trying to write, but my cats block the venue.

The fierce competition for monitor blocking

surpassed inconvenience and turned into SHOCKING.

“I can’t see around you!” I yell at invaders,

continuing onward, my mini crusaders

insist upon fighting, and scratching the screen.

I yowl even louder, “Stop being so mean!”

One is insulted, the other revolted,

my typing betraying that I am devoted

to something else other than kitty demands,

a horrible concept they can’t understand.

I see by their movements, their tiny minds scheme!

They’re thinking up methods to spoil my dreams!

They quickly devour the treats that I’ve scattered,

then climb into boxes like nothing else mattered.

I’ve learned a few tricks while living with felines,

the cold, hardened stares mean you MUST make a beeline

for treats or for boxes…for their favorite foods,

so they don’t remember to poop in your shoes.

Click to purchase the sleepypod mobile pet bed.

Products You May Like

Articles You May Like

Curious Colorado elk surprises kids by joining them for a game of soccer
NOAH Launches Animal Health Manifesto 2024 for UK General Election
Audubon and Grassroots Carbon Announce First-of-its-Kind Partnership to Reward Landowners for Improving Habitats for Birds while Building Healthy Soils
Security Guard Welcomes Pregnant Stray Cat into His Home, Discovering a Heartwarming Surprise
曼玉manyu清洁时间,曼玉ASMR #柴犬 #多巴胺 #豆柴 #抖音 #柴犬可愛い

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.